Matamata RSA Newsletter November 2019

Diary Dates – November

Tuesday 5^th – Melbourne Cup – 5.00 pm. Wear your best Cup outfit prizes for the best dressed. Fish & Chips provided.
Monday 11th – Armistice Day – This will be hosted by Morrinsville RSA, meeting at 10.30 am to be ready for the service at 11.00 am. Refreshments will be served following the Service.
Friday 15^th – Quiz Night Starts at 7.30 pm. Bangers & Mash from 5.30 pm – $6.00.
Sunday 24^th –Christmas Roast dinner – 6.00 pm – $20 per head. Last one for the year. Book at the bar by Thursday 21^st November.

Important Dates for December

Sunday 1^st – Kids Christmas Party – Club opens at 11.00 am. Don’t forget to bring your kids, grandkids and register at the bar. There will be Santa, games, bouncy castle and petting farm. Lunch provided.
Saturday 7^th – Matamata Xmas Street Parade – come along and cheer on the RSA float.
Sunday 8^th – Spud in the Bucket Competition – Club opens at 10.00 am. Lots of prizes and fun on the day. BBQ provided with ice-cream cones for dessert.

8 Ball News

Friday 1st – RSA vs New World – 7.30 pm.
Sunday 17^th – RSA Drawn Pairs Ham Tournament – Club opens at 2.00 pm with play starting at 2.30 pm. Names on the board if you wish to play.
Killer Pool every Sunday – Play starts at 4.00 pm – $5.00 entry – registration by 3.45 pm

Housie at 6.30 pm every 2^nd, 3^rd & 4^th Wednesday.

Feeling hungry – check out our bar menu

RAFFLES

Tickets on sale at the bar or from 5.00 pm on raffle nights – draws take place at 6.30 pm:

Tuesday – fresh fish (weather permitting) or meat packs and hot roast chickens
Thursday – meat packs
Friday – meat packs

ALSO, DON’T FORGET:

Tuesday – Lucky Number draw – drawn after the raffles
Thursday – Club membership draw – after the raffles
Friday – Elusive Joker –drawn between 7.00 pm and 7.15 pm.

Tickets on sale from 5.00 pm Friday only

Ham Raffles start Thursday 31^st October – $5.00 per ticket

Builders Mix – We are looking for approximately 2 wheelbarrows of Builder Mix to help repair the pot holes in the car park. If you can help please let Tricia know.

To keep you Smiling

NUDITY

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, “Mummy! That lady isn’t wearing a seatbelt!”

HONESTY

My 4-year-old son, came out of the bathroom to tell me he’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, “We better throw this one out too then, ’cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.”

OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a child handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, “The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.”

Sponsor for the Thursday night Members’ Draw for November