Diary Dates – November

  • Tuesday 5th – Melbourne Cup – 5.00 pm.  Wear your best Cup outfit prizes for the best dressed. Fish & Chips provided.
  • Monday 11th  – Armistice Day – This will be hosted by Morrinsville RSA, meeting at 10.30 am to be ready for the service at 11.00 am.  Refreshments will be served following the Service.
  • Friday 15th   – Quiz Night Starts at 7.30 pm.  Bangers & Mash from 5.30 pm – $6.00.
  • Sunday 24thChristmas Roast dinner – 6.00 pm – $20 per head.  Last one for the year. Book at the bar by Thursday 21st November.

Important Dates for December

  • Sunday 1stKids Christmas Party – Club opens at 11.00 am.  Don’t forget to bring your kids, grandkids and register at the bar.  There will be Santa, games, bouncy castle and petting farm.  Lunch provided.
  • Saturday 7thMatamata Xmas Street Parade – come along and cheer on the RSA float.
  • Sunday 8th – Spud in the Bucket Competition – Club opens at 10.00 am.  Lots of prizes and fun on the day.  BBQ provided with ice-cream cones for dessert.

8 Ball News

  • Friday 1st  – RSA vs New World – 7.30 pm.
  • Sunday 17th – RSA Drawn Pairs Ham Tournament – Club opens at 2.00 pm with play starting at 2.30 pm.  Names on the board if you wish to play.
  • Killer Pool every Sunday – Play starts at 4.00 pm – $5.00 entry – registration by 3.45 pm

Housie at 6.30 pm every 2nd, 3rd & 4th Wednesday. 

  • Feeling hungry – check out our bar menu

RAFFLES

Tickets on sale at the bar or from 5.00 pm on raffle nights – draws take place at 6.30 pm:

  • Tuesday – fresh fish (weather permitting) or meat packs and hot roast chickens
  • Thursday – meat packs
  • Friday – meat packs

ALSO,  DON’T FORGET:

  • Tuesday – Lucky Number draw – drawn after the raffles
  • Thursday – Club membership draw – after the raffles
  • Friday – Elusive Joker –drawn between 7.00 pm and 7.15 pm.

Tickets on sale from 5.00 pm Friday only

Ham Raffles start Thursday 31st October – $5.00 per ticket

Builders MixWe are looking for approximately 2 wheelbarrows of Builder Mix to help repair the pot holes in the car park.  If you can help please let Tricia know.

To keep you Smiling

NUDITY

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.  She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, “Mummy! That lady isn’t wearing a seatbelt!”

HONESTY

My 4-year-old son, came out of the bathroom to tell me he’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.  So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.  He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.  He held it up and said with a charming little smile, “We better throw this one out too then, ’cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.”

OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a child handed his teacher a note from his mother.  The note read, “The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.”

 

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See you soon at the Clubrooms, Tricia

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